vampmissedith

Title: Paper Faces on Parade
Author: vampmissedith
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: some canon House/Cuddy and canon Wilson/Sam, but eventual House/Wilson slash.
Disclaimer: I do not own House.
Summary: As House and Wilson try to balance their strained friendship and life with their girlfriends, House treats a neo-Nazi he can't trust.

Thanks to dissonata for all of his help!

( Chapter Two )

Title: Paper Faces on Parade
Author: vampmissedith
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: some canon House/Cuddy and canon Wilson/Sam, but eventual House/Wilson slash.
Disclaimer: I do not own House.
Summary: As House and Wilson try to balance their strained friendship and life with their girlfriends, House treats a neo-Nazi he can't trust.
Author's Notes: I have been working on this fic since May 25th and it's finally finished. This is a case!fic, so even though I have done TONS of research for it, I AM NOT A DOCTOR--thus, please excuse any medicinal mistakes. That being said, the patient does not actually show up until chapter three. Since he and his family have a neo-Nazi lifestyle, I would like to point out they do not reflect my own beliefs, and I have kept all anti-Semitism and racism to a minimum.

Thanks to dissonata for all of his help!

( Chapter One )

So, in light of Help Me I've found the perfect hudson (House/Cuddy/Wilson) song. Hell, it could even be about Sam/Wilson/House if that tickles your fancy but right now I feel like I'm in the mood to comment on huddy.

FUCK. A great word for a great world.
Like each clue, just not getting through.
I spoke to you in yawns,
With sweaty palms.
All the kids swearing forever,
And the they're gone...
Nobody's got style like us
And we could be friends
Like before I was crazy...
Before I met her,
Before I went lazy...
FUCK THESE MEMORIES...
--I've Shared Your Lips and Now They Sicken Me (Give Up the Ghost)

Nuff said.

Title: How Wilson Learned to Limp
Author: vampmissedith
Rating: PG-13 for sexual content, language, and utter oddness.
Pairing: House/Wilson. Slash, pre-slash, and friendship.
Warnings: Spoilers up to Baggage. Every section in this fic is parodic in nature (re: crack) and was written for fun. It is not my intention to offend anyone. There are no specific authors or fics I am specifically mocking--well, except that one. It's totally about you and you know it.
Disclaimer: I AM HE WHO IS CALLED I AM. Thusly, not David Shore.
Summary: Ten atypical tales of debauchery, pasts returning, completely for realsies platonically straight bffs, and inconsistent timelines that are, like, totally confusing. Happy birthday to dissonata!

Part One

( here there be crack )

Title: How Wilson Learned to Limp (1/2)
Author: vampmissedith
Rating: PG-13 for sexual content, language, and utter oddness.
Pairing: House/Wilson. Slash, pre-slash, and friendship.
Warnings: Spoilers up to Baggage. Every section in this fic is parodic in nature (re: crack) and was written for fun. It is not my intention to offend anyone. There are no specific authors or fics I am specifically mocking--well, except that one. It's totally about you and you know it.
Disclaimer: I AM HE WHO IS CALLED I AM. Thusly, not David Shore.
Summary: Ten atypical tales of debauchery, pasts returning, completely for realsies platonically straight bffs, and inconsistent timelines that are, like, totally confusing. Happy birthday to dissonata!

Part Two

( here, there be crack )

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Hey, poppets! I created some demotivational posters. I thought I'd share them, since I'm such a giving person and all. Feel free to link, take, post, use, or copy--but credit me.

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I hope you enjoyed. Once again, feel free to use and abuse mercilessly, as long as you give credit where it's due. Which is me. Naturally.

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Hey, everyone.

I wrote a House/Wilson prank wars fic in celebration of April Fools . . . but I'm not sure I'm happy with how it ended up. Before I post to to the communities and fanfiction.net, I would like your honest opinions on it.

Title: (Undecided--open for suggestions.)
Author: vampmissedith
Rating: Hard PG-13 (may change to R)
Pairing: House/Wilson
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Summary: Wilson never expected the pranks to go this far.

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Title: Of Tubs and Neck Rubs
Author: vampmissedith
Rating: PG
Pairing: House/Wilson
Warnings: Spoilers for season six; post-Moving the Chains.
Disclaimer: *looks through pockets* Huh, I thought I had the copyright around here somewhere. Guess I don't own House after all.
Summary: The wonderful and horrible thing about a kiss was that it could mean absolutely nothing or maybe everything afterwards. Sequel to Of Mothers and Wire Hangers.

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